I Love You Beth Cooper

This is a hilarious first novel from Simpsons writer Larry Doyle - and soon to be a major film directed by Chris Columbus and starring Hayden Panettiere. Denis Cooverman is a nerd: he knows a great many things. But when he stands up in front of his entire class and tells the hottest girl in high school, 'I love you, Beth Cooper', Coove discovers that he still has a lot to learn. Denis Cooverman wanted to say something really important in his high school graduation speech. So, in front of his 512 classmates and their 3,000 relatives, he announced: 'I love you, Beth Cooper.' It should have been such a sweet, romantic moment. Except that Beth, the head cheerleader, has only the vaguest idea who Denis is. And Denis, the captain of the debate team, is so not in her league that he is barely even of the same species. And then there's Kevin, Beth's remarkably large boyfriend, who's in town on leave from the US Army. Complications ensue...